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What a Wonderful World

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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A brilliant post to start our Friday issue! Enjoy your weekend and always remember how beautiful the world is!

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Sexy Celebrities

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Today’s selection includes photos of Olivia Munn for Playboy, photos of model Patricia Baier for German FHM, photos of Christina Milian for Maxim and two unknown photoshoots of Sienna Miller and Tila Tequila.

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Living Statues

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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The term living statue refers to a mime artist who poses like a statue or mannequin, usually with realistic statue-like makeup, sometimes for hours at a time. It is an art that requires a great deal of patience and physical stamina. As with all performing arts, living statue performers may perform as buskers or in commissioned shows. Don’t know how you, guys, feel about living statues but for me they always associate with childhood and something magic. Hope you have similar feelings and will enjoy this selection!

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Behind the Scenes Photoshoot

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Something About Fire

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Magnificent photography! I’m sure you’ll like it!

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Natural Babes (NSFW)

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Another selection of amateur photos of sexy natural babes! NSFW photos are at the bottom of the page for your convenience!

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I Want to Be in the Bahamas

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

In astonishment, “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,”I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.

Daily Selection

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Weird Auto Tuning

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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I wonder what the conceptual idea behind this masterpiece was! :) Anyone knows?

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Two Priests And a Rabbi

July 3rd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.

The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.

The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.

The rabbi said, “I’ve got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!”

Amateur Babes

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Another selection of sexy amateur babes, also known as girls next door! My female neighbours are much less sexy for some reason…

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Beautiful Photos Made from ISS

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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For those who don’t know, ISS stands for the International Space Station. It is a research facility currently being assembled in Low Earth Orbit. As of 2009, the ISS is the largest artificial satellite in Earth orbit, larger than any previous space station. It can be seen from Earth with the naked eye. The ISS is a joint project among the space agencies of the United States, Russia, Japan, Canada and ten European nations. China has reportedly expressed interest in the project, although as of 2009 it is not involved.

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Cristina Del Basso

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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She’s Cristina del Basso, the new boobs queen from Italian Big Brother. Below is a selection of the most sexy moments captured during the project.

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Candles with Weird Scents

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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Hotwicks is a firm that specialises in scented candles! So far so good, but the scents they use are quite unusual! Some are simply ridiculous! Look what they produce! Interested in buying something?

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Drinking Girls

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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I’m sure these mouths and tongues are good not only at drinking! Sexy selection!

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Obnoxious Drunk

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Ryan)
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An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
“No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, “Give me a drink,” and the bartender says, “No, man, I told you last time — you’re too drunk”
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, “You’re too drunk”
The drunk scratches his head and says “Damn, I must be. The last two places said the same thing!”

Daily Selection

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Ryan)
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How to Get Permission to Play Golf

July 2nd, 2009 (Posted by Ryan)
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Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place…………..

First Guy
‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.’

Second Guy
‘That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.’

Third Guy
‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.’

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, ‘You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?’

Fourth Guy
‘I just set my alarm for 5.30 a.m. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the arse and said, ‘Golf course or intercourse?’ She replied, ‘Remember to wear sun-block.’

Celebrities And Their Islands

July 1st, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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These islands are owned by different celebrities! Most of them are in the Bahamas, but some other places in the world were also of interest to our favorite stars.

Mel Gibson - Mago Island, Fiji

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Maxim 2009. Hot 100.

July 1st, 2009 (Posted by Lordy)
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100 sexiest girls from Maxim’s point of view! See their pictures! As usual the best photos are at the bottom, although you might have another view! Feel free to share your impression.

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